- D.I. Fitch: What the fuck are you even doing here?
- 'Swoff': Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
This is the cutest thing. My dear Ollie, you cannot deny the cuteness of this!!!
I hoped that it wasn’t the last time.
Timon: I thought he was with you.
Nala: He was but now I can’t find him. Where is he?
Rafiki: You won’t find him here. The King has returned.
Nala: I don’t believe it. He’s gone back.
[looks up and sees Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon: Hey, what’s going on here? Who’s the monkey?
Nala: Simba’s gone back to challenge Scar.
Pumbaa: Who’s got a scar?
Nala: No no no. It’s his uncle.
Timon: The monkey’s his uncle?
Nala: No. Simba’s gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.” —From: The Lion King (via lifeofshaad)